Looking for some spicy real estate memes to share with your coworkers and clients? You’re in luck. We locked our crack team of real estate comedy writers into the basement for a week and told them they couldn’t leave until they came back with these 79 brand new viral real estate memes.
1. Headshot Day…
2. An Honest Listing Agent!
3. FSBO’s Harsh Realty
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4. You Like Me, You Really Like Me!
5. Just Smile & Nod, Smile and Nod
6. 30 Going on 60
7. Did You Guys Hear About That Real Estate Thing?
8. Sorry Little Buddy…
9. But My Zestimate Said!!
10. “Renovated”
11. We all Know an Agent Like This…
12. Previewing Properties
13. Serious Buyers!
14. When You Close Your First Deal Ever…
15. QR Codes…
16. The Scroll of Truth…
17. Just you wait buddy…You’re Going to be in With The Real Estate Memes!
18. Only the best for my starter home!
19. Robots…
20. Chat Bots?!
21. Always wanted to be a tour guide I guess…
22. Oh, it’s every Monday morning at 7:00 am!!
23. Can we get some quiet in here?!
24. Oh, my sweet summer child!
25. Good thinking!
26. Flat fee MLS…
27. How much time do you have?
28. Only the best leads for my coworkers!
29. Yeah, but those agents aren’t very good…
30. Commission Checks are Piling up!
31. Caviar Dreams
32. They Even Left Iced Teas in the Fridge!
33. Haha, Good Luck With That One…
34. At Least There’s a Paper Trail?
35. I Don’t Wanna Say I Told You So But…
36. On My Way to Closing Any Day Now!
37. A Perfect Use of The Force!
38. Where Are My Leads?
39. It’s Not a Bug It’s a Feature!
40. Well, at Least We Know he Has a Trust Fund…
41. Location, Location, Location
42. A Hole in The Water You Throw Money In Anyway
43. Yeah, That Degree Isn’t Going to Help…
44. There’s One in Every Office. 🙁
45. Coffee Should be For Closers Only!
46. Take The Red Pill…
47. None of my Business
48. Sweet Deal!
49. Zillow…
50. Pay Your Dues!
51. The Hardest Question of all
52. Don’t Worry, You Can Pitch Them in 6 Months When The Listing Expires
53. Robots… Again With the Robots!
54. Any Day Now…
55. Close One!
56. What You Wish You Could Say…
57. Got My Masters in Economics This Morning
58. Oh Yeah…
59. Business Majors…
60. Hehehehe!
61. Good to Know…
62. He Doesn’t Have to be at Daycare Until 3:00
63. Skills Pay Bills
64. It Updates Every 10 Minutes!!
65. Not Enough Desks…
66. We Must Rebuild!
67. Those Who List, Last
68. Have a Seat and Get Comfortable
69. Mr Whiskers: Licensed Real Estate Salesperson
70. Uhhh about that…
71. In a More Perfect World
72. Sure, I Have Nothing Better to do Anyway
73. My Coach
74. Narrow Escape!
75. Every Time
76. The Went to High School With the Broker/Owner
77. Yikes
78. How to Recruit Agents
79. Damned if you Do…
Over to You
Have a spicy real estate meme to add to our collection? Let us know in the comments.
Sure we can list it at any price you want, but selling it is a different story.
Good one!
Cool memes! Thanks for sharing. I sometimes use this for our social sharing. Sometimes it is nice to have some laughs.
Thanks bro. (dabs)
Actual conversation
Buyer: I drove by a house I want to see right away!
Me: Great what is the address? Or the street name?
Buyer: I don’t know.
Me: Do you remember the name of the agent on the sign?
Buyer: No! I just remember it had a red door.
Haha that’s amazing! I would have just started singing to them. “I see a red door and I want to paint it bla – aack…”