Looking for some spicy real estate memes to share with your coworkers and clients? You’re in luck. We locked our crack team of real estate comedy writers into the basement for another week and told them they couldn’t leave until they came back with these 105 hilarious memes. In this update, we worked with the Lebron James of real estate memes, Eric Simon, aka The Broke Agent.
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1. Back to basics
2. Thinking vs doing
3. Real estate ‘gurus’ on Clubhouse
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4. We’ve all been there
5. Wait, really? OMG, that is shocking!
6. I wonder how many clients’ pictures I am lurking in the background of…
7. Important research!
8. Headshots are never good enough!
9. I need this shower curtain actually…
10. I got most of my designations from a Cracker Jack box
11. What we all really want to say
12. The final straw was me talking about rent stabilization
13. Sometimes the training pays off
14. Oh great
15. Cold hard truth!
16. LOL, no you aren’t
17. Where are all the leads I was promised?
18. Social skills they should teach in real estate school
19. A different world is possible
20. Now what?
21. Pay it forward!
22. They know everything!
23. Finally!
24. Motivation!
25. Just smile & nod, smile & nod…
26. Good morning
27. ‘Disrupt’ all the things
28. Can’t make this stuff up!
29. The long, hard talk…
30. Sneaky
31. 30 going on 60
32. Ha, ha—this never happens with my deals 🙁
33. Did you guys hear about that real estate thing?
34. First rodeo
35. Sorry little buddy…
36. Pinterest…
37. 30 minutes!
38. What should you be doing right now?
39. Oh well…
40. We’re serious buyers!
41. Did I ask you?
42. When you close your first real estate deal ever
43. Newspapers
44. Well, does he?
45. They’re baaaa-aaack!
46. Awkward
47. The scroll of truth
48. Yikes
49. I need what to sell real estate now?
50. If I had a nickel for every time…
51. Not mandatory but actually totally mandatory
52. Never fails!
53. Oh my sweet summer child…
54. Creative photographers be like
55. Flat fee?
56. Dueling agents
57. Oh… too many to count
58. Referral time!
59. Plenty of room for a young go-getter like me
60. Luxury listings 🙌
61. Time for some R&R
62. New ‘investors’ be like….
63. MVP
64. How hard can it be?
65. What year is it?
66. Sorry!
67. Jedi realtor trick
68. Any minute now
69. Creative listing agents be like…
70. Hipster buyers are ruff
71. Every time!
72. Who needs a boat anyway?
73. But I went to NYU!!
74. Rich kids…
75. Time to make the coffee
76. Sister’s boyfriend’s uncle
77. Desk fees
78. Zestimates
79. Sorry, newbies!
80. The hardest question in the world
81. All about the Benjamins
82. Robots
83. When do I go viral?
84. Close one!
85. iPhone
86. Tough sell
87. The truth sinks in…
88. This guy…. We all know this guy
89. This is the one!
90. I pay him in Cheerios
91. Easier?
92. IDX
93. Desk sharing
94. Home staging
95. They don’t call it an escalation clause for nothing
96. Where do I start?
97. Leads!
98. Sketchy credit
99. Best friends?
100. Coaches…
101. The struggle is real
102. Have you thought about another neighborhood?
103. His uncle is the managing broker…
104. ‘Perks’
105. 100% commission brokers
Over to You
Have a spicy real estate meme to add to our collection? Let us know in the comments.
The Close branded memes are noticably weakkkkk. Gotta get some more young(er) generation expertise. But overall this was a great compilation. Thanks for the entertainment.
I thought they were great!
Well, that’s just like your opinion man. 🙁
Actual conversation
Buyer: I drove by a house I want to see right away!
Me: Great what is the address? Or the street name?
Buyer: I don’t know.
Me: Do you remember the name of the agent on the sign?
Buyer: No! I just remember it had a red door.
Haha that’s amazing! I would have just started singing to them. “I see a red door and I want to paint it bla – aack…”
Haha… Thats funny… But so so true
🙂
Cool memes! Thanks for sharing. I sometimes use this for our social sharing. Sometimes it is nice to have some laughs.
Thanks bro. (dabs)
Sure we can list it at any price you want, but selling it is a different story.
Good one!