Looking for some spicy real estate memes to share with your coworkers and clients? You’re in luck. We locked our crack team of real estate comedy writers in the basement for another week and told them they couldn’t leave until they came back with these 108 hilarious memes.
In this update, we worked with the Lebron James of real estate memes, Eric Simon, aka The Broke Agent. We also asked our newest resident memesmith, Jodie Cordell, to share some of her best memes from her secret stash. Enjoy!
1. Sometimes Sundays need to be Sun-days
2. One of the best feelings a real estate agent can have
3. Back to basics
4. Hmmm, for some reason I don’t believe you
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5. It’s complicated!
6. I really should just put it on vibrate…
7. Award-winning agents
8. We’ve all been there
9. Headshots are never good enough!
10. You’re the expert!
11. So much for that career writing listing descriptions…
12. When you somehow manage to get a listing appointment even though you have almost no experience…
13. Bandit signs are, like, so 6 months ago
14. Future me, shmuture me
15. But my cousin’s wife is a Realtor!
16. I wonder how many clients’ pictures I’m lurking in the background of…
17. Ah, the memories!
18. Thinking vs doing
19. Starter homes sure have changed
20. Wait, why are you laughing? My cousin is a Realtor!
21. Important research!
22. I’m sorry, I didn’t hear that
23. We’ve all been there…
24. I need this shower curtain, actually…
25. Repeat after me: SELLING SUNSET IS NOT REAL LIFE
26. Sometimes being a secret agent isn’t so bad
27. What we all really want to say
28. Your moment of Zen
29. Oh hey, how’s the sale going?
30. This should be illegal
31. Sometimes the training pays off
32. I think this actually is legal for Texas Realtors
33. My mortgage is not going to pay itself…
34. The final straw was me talking about rent stabilization
35. You need to try this one for yourself
36. According to Webster’s…
37. They do it for the gram
38. Social skills they should teach in real estate school
39. Starting to think the market is slowing down…
40. The, uh, qualified intermediary needs to be…
41. I got most of my designations from a Cracker Jack box
42. Wait, really? OMG, that is shocking!
44. When do I go viral?
45. Silly goose
47. I wore my best suit and everything
48. Taco Tuesdays > Meetings Tuesdays
49. Finally! Time to relax and unwind…
50. There’s one in every office…
51. Did my guidance counselor lie to me?
52. I can’t wait to hear what he has to say!
53. That’s so interesting. Tell us more about the Renaissance Fair!
55. Cold callers are built different
56. I even helped him with his CMA!
57. Every time
58. Can’t make this stuff up!
59. Hey, a listing is a listing!
60. Have you seen my new headshot?
61. But my cousin is a Realtor and she said…
62. Dun dun dun dun duh dun dun…
63. First rodeo
64. Don’t you have Photoshop?
67. It’s a 20-minute drive… I’ll be there in 10
68. I prefer the supply closet myself
69. So what did happen now?
70. Did I ask you?
71. With carpet that old, there’s no chance they’ll say no to our offer!
72. They know everything!
73. Oh, the things I’ve seen tenants do at showings…
74. Well, does he?
75. They always wait until the end of the conversation to bring it up…
77. If they said they just want to look I would respect them more
78. Just step away from Canva
79. The recurring nightmare every new agent has for at least their first year in real estate
81. Time to get creative
82. The truth stings a little sometimes, but…
83. Hey, check out what I made on the TikTok!
84. We send love letters through MLS listing notes
85. Me getting ready for the ‘soft landing’ we were promised
86. They think agents are literally made of money…
87. In my office, this drawer is so full we can’t close it
88. What year is it?
90. How social media real estate gurus are born
91. Just smile and nod, smile and nod…
92. You know who you are…
93. But your cousin Jimmy is a lawyer!
94. They don’t call them ‘boutique’ brokerages for nothing
95. This one will be different!
96. Yeah, no problem! How does the 47th of Octvember work for you?
97. What else are we supposed to talk about?
98. Dressed to impress!
99. I pay him in Cheerios
100. Millennials waiting… patiently
101. That first year as a junior agent is the honeymoon phase…
102. How I imagine all my clients’ relatives
103. 100% commission brokers
105. Maybe a few people in my CRM need to move before 2030?
106. A different world is possible
107. Disrupt all the things
108. Beast mode activated
Over to You
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