Real Estate Humor

As a real estate agent, have you ever sold a weird house?

There’s plenty of advice for homeowners about what not to say when selling your house.

Your clients are liars. Yes, all of them. Of course, so are your listing agents, your managing broker, buyers agents, lawyers, lenders, administrative assistants, your coworkers and well, you and your entire family. Liars, all of them. While we may lie for good reasons (Yes honey, santa claus is real!), that doesn’t change the fact that there is often a disconnect between what we say and what we want.

We asked some of our friends at Compass and a few other brokerages to give us their best real estate nightmare stories.

All of the agents on this list have found unique and entertaining ways to promote their real estate business without being too sales-y. Check them out if you need some inspiration for your own Instagram account or just a good laugh.

If you know where to look, you can find experts doing deep dives on everything from social media marketing to creating listing presentations on YouTube. Let's dive in!